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[08 Aug 2005|03:44am]
[ mood | calm ]

cuteness

I find these two so cute. I wish I had friends like them. I'd always have cuteness :)

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[13 May 2005|05:25am]
B like totally owns
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[12 Apr 2005|02:19am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

I wanna reach my hand in Scott's pocket and gently massage his ...PHONE!

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[04 Apr 2005|01:55pm]
[ mood | cold ]

*another pointless update*
yea
I'm starting to "work out" now with weights so i can get nice arms and muscles. woot.

I'm gonna ask my sister if I can have all of my trust fund. That way I can do what I want . and star like my life.

Not that any of you care :|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

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[31 Mar 2005|06:51pm]
I'm on Topamax! * cartwheels* i hope it makes me stop eating because It's like compulsive.
squeee
omg ..I have a baby bottle omg i'm gonna suck it :\
hahaha


I'm going GOOTHIC tommorow oooo000000000oooo buddy




byez!
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[20 Mar 2005|12:01pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

I fucking love the number 22. It owns.
22!

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[17 Mar 2005|06:37pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

So yea. I'm pretty excited. Tommorow I'm going with Brit to the mall and hopefully some interesting things will happen.

I'm listening to Ben Harper... wow:|


I'm gonna post a picture of the hand i painted...
shamrock on my hand )

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[20 Jan 2005|03:35am]
[ mood | cheerful ]


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Orchid

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[11 Dec 2004|01:54pm]
[ mood | my arm hurts ]

owwiez!I got blood work done today :(
ouchiesit hurted
owwlike woah

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[09 Dec 2004|02:03pm]
I'm gonna crash my computer :|
I'm gonna do it .. ahahahaha
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[06 Dec 2004|04:06pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

Saddness is setting in again. It's worse than that of the cold, because you can fix saddness with a little bit of heat.

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dizzy [05 Dec 2004|01:47pm]
[ mood | devious ]

"Your just another pretty face in a room full of whores."

This is a quickie done by my favorite/only twin B Woooo!

"Pleaseeeeee!!!" B squealed at her sexiful twin J who refused to go to the hair cuttery with B to get her hair cut. "No i cut my own fucking hair,i dont need to pay some jackass to do it for me" J said,annoyed by B's constant whineing. "BUT BUT BUT!! theres this hot guy there and hes all yeah" B whined loudly. J groaned as she covered her ears "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! okay ill go" J shouted loudly. B let out a happy squeal and grabbed J's hand,pulling her torse the car. Once they had gotten in the car and arrived at the hair cuttery,B dragged J into the place. J planning B's death in her head. B pushed J into the doors and made her sit down,B sitting in her lap. They waited for Js name to be called because B had already made her an appointment on the phone. Once her name was called J grunted and pushed B off of her then got up,walking slowly torse the room where the supposodily "hot hair cutting guy" was waiting. J walked into the room and practully choked on her own breath as he saw the man standing before her. Benji turned and smirked at her. "Hey im Benji and ill be cutting your hair today" He chuckled and extended a hand to her,she shook his hand,her jaw practully on the ground. "Are you uh..okay?" He asked her. She quickly wiped the drool off her chin and nodded "Yeah yeah,im cool. *straight face*" Benji simply nodded and asked her to sit in the chair when she sat down he leaned her back and started to wash her hair,rubbing gently at her sclap,he smirked widely when he heared her let out a soft moan. "did you just moan?" He chuckled. She flushed a deep red and he grinned "Nah dont be embaressed,it was hot" he grinnined as he kept washing her hair. "hot huh?" she giggled softly. he smirked and lifted her head up,drying it with the blow dryer then pulling her up to her feet. "So how would you like your hair?" he said,pressing his body against hers. "uh..uhm...uh.."she stammered on her words,staring at him. He smirked and started to push his hips into hers,she let out a loud groan. He smiled and pushes her back down into the seat,quickly taking off his clothes and hers,pulling on a condom that was in his back pocket and slammming himself into her. After about 10 minutes they both let out loud groans as they came at the same time. he got up and pulled his clothes on and she did the same,sitting back down in the seat. He smirked and gave her a simple hair cut. She said a quiet thanks and he slid his arms around your waist,pressing his lips to hers and slipping his number into her back pocket. She giggled softly and kissed his cheek as she walked out of the room.
"WHAT THE FUCK TOOK SO LONG?!?!" B said,obviously annoyed.
"Uh...sorry the guy was kinda slow" J grinned
"yeah whatever." B rolled her eyes. "Now come on,i want some fucking ice cream and you're paying!" she shreaked as she pulled J torse the door. Benji walked out of the small room and waved to J as she was being drug out the door,she blew him a kiss and he blushed,then b finaly got her out of the place and shoved her in the car,getting in beside her and they were offf.

....that made me so happy in my pants :|



Captain J

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[04 Dec 2004|09:03pm]
[ mood | good ]

I'm sorry I can't be perfect!!!!





Ah simple plan. I'm such a loser :|









Encounters with J :|:|:|:|:|
Josh sat on his bed. Another whore satisfied. there was a knock at the door. J stood in the doorway Topless and smoking. " Hey Josh, wassup?" Obviously stoned she stumbled in and rubbed up against him. He knew how the night would end. No need to resist. It was inevitable.She pushed him towards the bed, just like every other night when she was high or drunk. Her skirt slipped off her legs and since she wasnt wearing any panties, she moved on to him. Clad in only his black boxers, it was easy derobing for her. Their body's touched and melted. "Why do you do this to me J?" She smiled and stroked his dick till he was rock hard." Because I can." She replied. She sat on him and slowly rose up form his lap. Her legs tigled as he filled her up nicely. "I can't give you what you want." he said moaning. She giggled and squeezed his shoulders." You already are. " She climaxed and fell ontop of him. Her lower half still moved until he came. He fell back onto the bed and sighed. " We can't do this every night J. I'm serious." She yawed softly in his ear. " mmmhmm...whatever you say Josh." She slid off him and laid sweaty and naked on his bed. Untill next morning when She makes her escape back to her apartment when denile sets in.

Don't make fun of me b/c i suck :|:|:|













J

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[28 Nov 2004|06:08pm]
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roots alll red. its leik ruby red when you se it in natural light. B would be proud lmao.. e are now blue and red hehe. I love you B!
Timmit .. you better see my pictures!:|:|:| salute!:|:|:|


Later!
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Planning my suicide [21 Nov 2004|12:26am]
[ mood | stressed ]

Step 1. Find a sharp knife.
Step 2. Know that noone gives a fuck about you.
Step 3. Prepare your last meal. Make sure you make the best of your last night on earth.
Step 4. Final step. Cut, cut deep, and let the blood flow.
bloody

blood

stains

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[13 Nov 2004|09:46pm]
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[04 Nov 2004|10:39pm]
[ mood | apathetic ]

I'm bored nd i crashed my comp again .. wow imn so kool :|

I hate my dogs .. they suck ..
I have o go ot New Jersey for thanksgiving .. with my brother Scott .. i hope i don't have to explain about Baltimore...again :|
mehhh .. later!

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[03 Nov 2004|10:58am]
[ mood | hungry ]

gum blondeness
meeeee!
gum...blondeness 2 lol
meeeee!
fangs hehehe
meeeee!
grrrr!
meeeee!
Roar! its Bouse
meeeee!

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[03 Nov 2004|10:56am]
[ mood | tired ]

I'm going to post a few pictures in here .. woohoo! so gimme a sec. :|

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[26 Oct 2004|06:09pm]
[ mood | flirty ]

meh ..Iwent to fear factory with Brit, Des,and Colon .. wow .. that was fun i was getting sick i was so scared .. and it was just from waiting .. then it was alright .. Des held onto me like the whole time so i felt fine. I love Des :)

*I traded cds with her. i think we trade this week sometime. .. who cares ... its just cool to have a diff cd lol. * squeals*


Man i'm bored. i need like a life :|

B cant get on aim .. which is sucky :| .. cuz i cant get on yahoo .. mehhh!! .. sometoimes im just sooo oo grr :| .. w/e
eww im so bitchy today .. with is funny b/c i was fine today .. its like i wanna be bitchy .. but kool stuff keeps happeneing .. its hard to be a bitch today :|

I GOT MY CHOPPERS SWEATSHIRT TODAY!!!!!!! omg and the pitbull is soooooo awesome .. i f-ing love it .. it huge tho .. i guess thats good .. it means i could get fatter and still fit in a cool shirt lmao .


I'm gonna end this shit right now cuz im strarting to annoy myself ...


................. ButterBean!.....................


Later!
J

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